uakari: (Kurofai drape)
[personal profile] uakari
Because every Hallmark Holiday is better with some genuine emotion behind it, I would like to express my deepest fondness for you all on this most-loathed of holidays. My deepest fondness on this occasion will take the form of sugary, sappy, schmoopy ficlets, tailored to your needs <3

Drop a comment here with a pairing and a prompt, and on Tuesday I will post a completed fictlet for you, dripping with cuteness, love, lust, bodily fluids, whatever you’d like!

Happy Valentine’s <3

Date: 2012-02-10 11:53 pm (UTC)
cloverfield: (hug)
From: [personal profile] cloverfield
Ah, sweetheart, you are wonderful~ <333

And of course I'll gladly take this opportunity to see some schmoopy, sugar-drenched writing from you. Of course, there was only one pairing I could really pick for this, and I daresay it hardly needs introduction...

...but all the same, I'd love to see something oozing and syrupy for the love between Kero and pancakes, The Love That Dare Not Scrape The Plate, and I hope you don't feel the need to skimp on the sap! (I bought my bucket, goggles and raincoat; I'm well prepared for any splashback!)

On a more serious note, Happy Valentine's love, and I hope that even though it is undoubtedly a hallmark holiday designed to use and abuse our cash flow, it's still a great day for you~ <333

Re: The Love That Dare Not Scrape the Plate

Date: 2012-02-14 12:39 am (UTC)
bottan: (Mokona's secret porn technique)
From: [personal profile] bottan
...only Kero-chan can make eating pancakes this dirty and still be cute. Or maybe the dirt just lies in the eye of the spectator, RIGHT, YUE! <3333333333333333333

I love you both for this one. PanKero, OTP! :DDD

Re: The Love That Dare Not Scrape the Plate

Date: 2012-02-14 08:05 am (UTC)
eijentu: (ded)
From: [personal profile] eijentu
AND YET THE IMAGE OF KEROBEROS LICKING HIS PLATE SO LOVINGLY CLEAN STAYED WITH YUE LATE INTO THE NIGHT.

SO MUCH :DDDD!

Re: The Love That Dare Not Scrape the Plate

Date: 2012-02-14 09:50 am (UTC)
cloverfield: (oooh shiny~!)
From: [personal profile] cloverfield


LIKE KERO LOVES THOSE PANCAKES. OH BABY.

/eyebrows FOREVER

Amanda. You are. You are the most magnificent. Oh, Yue, baby, don't fight it- you know you wanna be that syrup-drenched plate...

Date: 2012-02-11 01:35 am (UTC)
zelinxia: (Mokona is touched!)
From: [personal profile] zelinxia
What a fabulous idea. <3

There's only one true pairing on my mind that deserves to be bestowed on this special, special occasion, and that is of course Mokona and Kurogane. They make excellent drinking buddies and Mokona had many times snuggled so close inside of the ninja, so if there's alcohol and/or snuggling involved, the occasion will be complete. <3

A Happy 14th to you, too!

Re: Self Abuse

Date: 2012-02-14 02:27 am (UTC)
bottan: (Mokona's secret porn technique)
From: [personal profile] bottan
AHAHAH, B'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~! :DDDD This is ADORABLE! Mokona the living muffler is the cutest thing ever. Kurogane admitting that it's rather warm is even MORE adorable!

Manda, you're the best~!

And, and, Mokona should have finished her rhyming.

Sweat
makes your pits wet.
Their afternoon smell
is downright swell.
On warmed tatami mats
We have drunken chats!
Amidst dust
I lust
for your skin.
fin.

~by Kuro-daddy for Fai-mommy

Re: Self Abuse

Date: 2012-02-14 03:03 am (UTC)
zelinxia: (Mokona is touched!)
From: [personal profile] zelinxia
It's like a birthday AND V-Day present combined! :DDDDDDDD

Oh no, do not fret. I was looking forward to the inevitability of crack along with the sense that there may be something fluffy and sweet going on between them.

"Abusement" park, Japanese poetry versus subtext, the fact Kurogane yells "masturbation" out loud in the streets, AND MOKONA BEING THE BEST WARM ACCESSORY EVER AND HE AGREES.

Thank you so much, Uakari. <3 <3 <3

Re: Self Abuse

Date: 2012-02-14 08:18 am (UTC)
eijentu: (domestic kink is domestic)
From: [personal profile] eijentu
OMFG THE POETRY. THE RAGE. KURO-PUU ALLOWING THAT MANJUU TO SNUGGLE INTO HIS NECK AND SECRETLY ENJOYING IT WHICH IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

/DIES FROM THE CUTE <3333

Re: Self Abuse

Date: 2012-02-14 06:21 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
Pfft- Kuro - fails at being the brute (brain went bye-bye can't think of word) - he is a closet softy (probably has a secret ninja (bat cave) back in Nihon full of throw pillows, kitten prints, and doilies

Re: Self Abuse

Date: 2012-02-14 06:27 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
HAHAHAHAHAHA- I want it!!! Oh, god those two drunk together - LOLOLOLOLOL - My brain can't find the words because I am too busy giggling to think

Date: 2012-02-11 04:19 am (UTC)
mikkeneko: (lovey kuro/fai)
From: [personal profile] mikkeneko
Remember that YOU OKAY'D ME TO BE AS EVIL AS I LIKE:

Fai and Kurogane, involving tentacles.

Date: 2012-02-13 04:36 am (UTC)
tsubasafan: (not again)
From: [personal profile] tsubasafan
^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS

Re: Architeuthifornicatus follicullus

Date: 2012-02-14 01:54 am (UTC)
bottan: (kurogane's fucking secret technique)
From: [personal profile] bottan
AHAHAHAH, I'm still amused like hell by this! *giggling like a five year old* Fai, the giant, needle-rimmed squid! XDDDD

This is my favorite, so far (though it's in harsh competition with the Nezu/Shion bakery fic).

(Oh god. He'll shave his legs. *still giggling helplessly*)

Re: Architeuthifornicatus follicullus

Date: 2012-02-14 02:06 am (UTC)
mikkeneko: (i hate you guys)
From: [personal profile] mikkeneko
THIS IS GOLD AND PLATINUM AND I LOVE IT.

<33333

Poor Kurogane, with a clingy spikey-legged leechy for a bed partner XD

Re: Architeuthifornicatus follicullus

Date: 2012-02-14 06:25 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
*glomps* I love you - I love reading these before class because then I can cement my image as the wired lady in the corner who cackles much too loudly for being public.

This is great - my happy thought for the day <3

Date: 2012-02-11 04:40 am (UTC)
eijentu: (maid fai)
From: [personal profile] eijentu
OMG SCHMOOPY FICLETS! :DDD

NEZUMI AND SION INVOLVING SWEETS FROM THE BAKERY.

WHAT o___o

/SNUGGLES YOU WITH DEEPEST FONDNESS! <333

Date: 2012-02-11 08:08 am (UTC)
eijentu: (maid fai)
From: [personal profile] eijentu
OMFGGGGGG :DDDDDD I WAS JUST READING AND FLAILING ABOUT YOUR DOUWATA OK

/SIGNING IN TO FLAIL IN PERSON LIKE NOW

Re: Jam Packed

Date: 2012-02-14 01:04 am (UTC)
bottan: (squee glomps)
From: [personal profile] bottan
N'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! <33333333333

Dear god, you make me love them, so much! The HANDPRINTS, and the JAM, and Shion LICKING ALL OF NEZUMI'S NOSE! :DDDDD This is BEAUTIFUL, they're ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! MANDA, ILU SO MUCH! :DDDDDDDDD /grinning so hard her cheeks are hurting

/puddle of flailing squee

Re: Jam Packed

Date: 2012-02-14 07:59 am (UTC)
eijentu: (fai glomps yuui)
From: [personal profile] eijentu
I was literally just about to hit 'post comment' before, and the power went out for an hour and a half o__O

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT POWER BECAUSE OMFG I CAME HOME AND THERE WAS THIS! *_______*

I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW HARD THIS MAKES ME SQUEE. NEZUMI WORKING THE MIDDLE-AGED MUMS AND SION WORKING NEZUMI WITH THAT PERFECT BAMBI LOOK AND HE BIT HIS NOSE!! THEIR ADORABLENESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND YOU MAKE ME LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

THEY ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY IT WAS NOT SION'S MAMA.

/LOVES YOU MASSIVELY <33333

/RUNS OFF TO READ OTHER FILLS :DDD

Re: Jam Packed

Date: 2012-02-14 06:34 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
Sion has to take his chances to even the field between the two of them when ever he can. *L* Hard to pull off sexy seductor with flour handprints,

Date: 2012-02-11 07:07 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
Lets see Little Sion is all grown up. *sniff* Poor Uncle Nezumi can't get over how tall the little brat has gotten and maybe feels a little sad/proud that he has grown up so well - after all he personally made sure the kid wasn't ruined by Inukashi and Sion. Then it happens Nezumi wakes up one day and his knees are aching with the change of weather and
"Why the HELL is that kid bringing some girl? Why does he have to make a big deal out of one of his friends tagging along?"
There that is it

Date: 2012-02-13 12:22 am (UTC)
tsubasafan: (kurofai vamp)
From: [personal profile] tsubasafan
Kurogane/Fai

clothes ( because I can't think of anything else right now)

Date: 2012-02-14 12:08 am (UTC)
bottan: (Mokona's secret porn technique)
From: [personal profile] bottan
DouWata, please - featuring Doumeki in a care bear suit! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and still got the damn song stuck in my head!! :DDDDDDD

Date: 2012-02-14 12:32 am (UTC)
bottan: (squee glomps)
From: [personal profile] bottan
AHAHAHAHAHA, OMG, AMANDA! <33333333 ILU SO FRIGGIN' MUCH, RIGHT NOW! IT'S PINK. IT WILL ALWAYS BE PINK, FOR DOUMEKI. /cackles forever

And Watanuki is definitely a furry, enjoying the tail waggling that much. He'd probably pair up My Little Ponies, given the chance.

Oh god, I can totally see Maru and Moro clinging to Doumeki's fuzzy arms! <333

/LOVES ON YOU LIKE MAD

Date: 2012-02-14 01:47 am (UTC)
bottan: (Tomosparkle loves you)
From: [personal profile] bottan
LMFAO, OMG, THAT'D BE PERFECT! Watanuki can be an under-appreciated artist, and Doumeki can write monosyllabic fanfic. And then they have to collaborate in a challenge, when they're left out because Doumeki is generally seen as "probably deep but mostly unintelligible" and Watanuki as "COMPLICATED."

And then, ponies. <33333333

Date: 2012-02-14 02:46 am (UTC)
bottan: (ehhuh)
From: [personal profile] bottan
A MLP fanfiction by Doumeki.

Tragic.
Rarity and Spike. Expensive dinner. No sex. Angry Rarity's question: Why did I pay for this? She then makes out with Fluttershy. No dinner.
The End.

Date: 2012-03-20 08:47 pm (UTC)
mikkeneko: (i hate you guys)
From: [personal profile] mikkeneko
...now I really want to write a story where Kurogane becomes a brony. I mean, he already faithfully reads Maganyan, right?

They're stuck in a world and Kurogane is bored, so he starts flipping through the TV channels, and it's saturday morning, so it's all cartoons. Most of the cartoons look weird and gross, so he ends up watching MLP despite the bright colors and high voices just because the animation quality is a little better.

And then some of the characters start reminding him of his family, and from there on in, he's just hooked. :D

Date: 2012-03-20 09:18 pm (UTC)
mikkeneko: (beatings)
From: [personal profile] mikkeneko
YES of course! And then Syaoran and Fai want to know what he's been watching, and they watch it and start talking about it themselves, and Kurogane realizes that his purgatory has just begun.

Date: 2012-02-14 06:39 pm (UTC)
irenegerke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] irenegerke
Hehehehe - you are trying to kill me aren't you. I am going to be useless for any serious discussion the rest of the day. Good thing I only have class. Your comedic brilliance needs to be shared with the world (pause to consider that reading this on the INTERNET) - must be spread around - required reading for American High School English (maybe they'd actually learn to read) <3

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