uakari: (Saiga)
I attempted to write you sweet, introspective fic for your birthday, but then I started typing and silliness and porn came out. And no one was surprised. Happy birthday and I hope you enjoy anyway!

Title: Between Siblings
Rating: T
Warnings: none
Summary: Some burdens aren't meant to be shared between siblings.

The thundering footsteps up the stairs are the first indication that Raimei has returned home. )

Title: It's the Thought That Counts
Rating: M
Warnings: fuzzy pink handcuffs
Summary: fail!husbands fail at S&M

Are you drunk, senpai? )

Fic: Haggling

Sunday, April 29th, 2012 07:23 pm
uakari: (Saiga)
Title: Haggling
Characters: Watanuki, Yuuko, Kakei, Saiga
Rating: M for nudity
Warnings: Blatant sexual harassment
Summary: There is no crying in strip mahjong.
Notes: I don't even know what's wrong with me anymore. *throws this at the wall and runs*

Ante up! )

Fic: Cold

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012 04:32 pm
uakari: (SakuTachi)
Title: Cold
Rating: M
Warnings: Sex, teasing, and proof that I have constructed a ridiculously large head-canon after only 8 chapters >.>
Summary: He’s not frigid, and he’d resent Sakura for this little demonstration more if he hadn’t spent the day acting the part so well.
Notes: Many thanks to my partner in crime [personal profile] irenegerke who fills my head with horrible ideas and continually pushes my fangirl idiocy to as-yet-unimagined heights. All yin/yang based temperature-play is her fault, as are most of the good things herein. :D

You're supposed to be the cold one. )

Fic: Untitled Smut

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012 04:27 pm
uakari: (Default)

One last de-anon from the ClampKink meme from me, before I scurry off to write something with an actual plot -  which I'm sure will be difficult, because pr0n has reduced my brain to something resembling molten marshmallow. =)

Prompt: First time sexiez in Clow 
Title:  Untitled
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This is...just...the porniest bunch of porn I have ever written.  I have no excuse.  And apparently no shame.
Summary: See above.



Yeah baby. )

 

Fic: Domestic Bliss

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012 04:24 pm
uakari: (Default)


Because I am having complete writer's block when it comes to anything not-pr0ny...

Another de-anon from the Clampkink meme - this one fulfilled the prompt "Kurogane with a domesticity kink."

Title: Domestic Bliss
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexyteimz, socks
Summary: A terrible misunderestimation of exactly how big the manjuu's mouth really is has left Kurogane the sole bread-winner for the group.  He returns home after a day of back-breaking labor to find he really enjoys what Fay has done with the place...


"Did Kuro-pon get whacked in the head at work today?" )


uakari: (Fuckery)
Title: Super Kuro 64
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Chock full of molestation and FAIL
Summary: Oh god, I can't even...
Notes: This was done for the [livejournal.com profile] kuroxfai remix challenge. [livejournal.com profile] fieldofclover...I am so sorry XD I remixed her fic On Time, Of the First Hour is Free, in which Kurogane is a plumber, Doumeki is his assistant, and Fay is a bored housewife. Some how...uh, Super Mario and Legal Drug got involved and things just devolved from there.
Blame: belongs entirely to [livejournal.com profile] konnichipuu

Read more... )
uakari: (Tomoyo)
Title: Lovers, Fools, and Madmen
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language
Warnings: Gratuitous hoof-shots and innuendo galore...
Summary: AU; loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream. When lord Touya seeks the Queen's counsel to forbid his sister to wed her childhood love, he isn't prepared for the interference wrought by two disgraced fairies to thwart his plans. Which is probably just as well; it's not as if they have any idea in heaven or hell what to do with these foolish mortals.

Read more... )

Fic: Pickles

Sunday, September 25th, 2011 12:08 am
uakari: (Fuckery)
Title: Pickles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ...angry Sakura?
Summary: This is the story of the legendary Inter-Dimensional Baby-Naming War that nearly shattered the fabric of time and space once again. Can Syaoran and Touya save the day, or will Princess Bacardi-nyan be doomed to a life of torment by her peers? Crack!fic

And stay out, you goatish, fen-sucked pignuts )

(no subject)

Thursday, August 18th, 2011 02:37 pm
uakari: (Default)
Title: Lovers Fools and Madmen Chapter 9
Rating: PG-3
Warnings: Gratuitous hoofshots and innuendo galore
Summary: Midsummer Night's Dream AU
A/N: So many thanks to Bottan for writing the raunchy poetry for this chapter. I would have been stuck for so much longer without her... YOU ARE AMAZING MY DEAR!Chii? )
uakari: (Steampunk)

Title: Steam, Chapter IX - Short Circuit
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence, gore, sex
Summary: For Konnichipuu.  Steampunk AU: Civil war has torn the country of Nihon apart.  On an abandoned battlefield, a scrap-scavenger stumbles upon the sole survivor buried amongst the wreckage.  Why this man, why now, after everything that has gone before?

Why was that obituary still burning in his mind's eye? )

 

uakari: (Sweet nonsense)

Title: When "Syaoran" Ruled the Earth
Rating: M
Warnings: Sex, "dragons," no real plot :P
Summary: Separated from Syaoran and Mokona, Kurogane and Fay find themselves surrounded by "dragons"...who neither breathe fire nor fly, but they're DRAGONS, OKAY? Birthday Fic for Konnichipuu , who wanted "sex and dinosaurs." Inspired by this pic, this pic and this pic. Happy belated birthday my dear!

The worst thing he could say would require a substantially larger supply of expletives than he currently has the energy to dredge up... )

 

uakari: (Pouty Kamui)

Title: Something Rotten, Act II
Rating: T/PG-13
Warnings: alcohol, drugs, colorful language
Summary: There is something rotten in the Academy of Horitsuba, but is it the doomed festival play, the charwoman's pilfered alcohol, or the threat of a malfunctioning Mokona costume hanging over the faculty's heads?


 

Act II )
uakari: (Fuckery)
Actually, I do even:  it's all [livejournal.com profile] konnichipuu 's fault and that is the story I am sticking to...  XD

Denanon from [livejournal.com profile] clampkink ... this is just blatant porn with no real point or cleverness...WTF, self?  W.T.F?

Furnishing my condo in hell...back in 5... )
uakari: (1.21 gigawatts)

Title: The Little Ninja Who Could
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, cock-teasing, magic rulers
Summary: Fai never quite looks disheveled enough for Kurogane's liking.

Deanon from Clampkink.  Prompt: Fai/Kuro in which Fai has a bigger dick than Kurogane.


"Just let the magic work, Kuro-meager...) )

Fic: Steam VIII

Monday, June 6th, 2011 08:03 pm
uakari: (Steampunk)

Title: Steam Chapter VIII: Aerodynamic
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence, gore, sex
Summary: For Konnichipuu.  Steampunk AU: Civil war has torn the country of Nihon apart.  On an abandoned battlefield, a scrap-scavenger stumbles upon the sole survivor buried amongst the wreckage.  Why this man, why now, after everything that has gone before?

 

 

That might be just what his eternally flustered young apprentice needed – an overly gruff thug that he could order around to his heart's content.  )

 

Fic: LFM Chapter 8

Thursday, May 12th, 2011 10:51 pm
uakari: (Tomoyo)

Title: Lovers, Fools, and Madmen, chapter 8
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language
Warnings: Gratuitous hoof-shots and innuendo galore...
Summary:  AU; loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream.  When lord Touya seeks the Queen's counsel to forbid his sister to wed her childhood love, he isn't prepared for the interference wrought by two disgraced fairies to thwart his plans.  Which is probably just as well; it's not as if they have any idea in heaven or hell what to do with these foolish mortals.
 



"Is that some sort of fairy colloquialism for 'bloody idiot?'" )

Fic: Something Rotten

Saturday, April 30th, 2011 05:18 pm
uakari: (Doumeki glasses)

Title: Something Rotten

Rating: PG-13

Summary: There is something rotten in the Academy of Horitsuba, but is it the doomed festival play, the chairwoman's pilfered alcohol, or the threat of a malfunctioning Mokona costume hanging over the staff's heads?

A/N: This fic was written for Arachne_13, who won my fic offering on the Help_Japan auction and very generously donated to the cause. Her request was for Horitsuba crack with every single pairing imaginable and a couple extras added in for fun :D It, um, kind of turned into a long-form project because I am disgustingly verbose and can't do anything simply... But! I hope you enjoy, Arachne_13, and thank you so much for donating! Here is chapter one...

 

 
The festival was meant to be fun, and fun was serious business. Luckily, she had stashed a serious bottle of sake away for the occasion. )

(no subject)

Monday, April 25th, 2011 05:40 pm
uakari: (Steampunk)

Title: Steam VII: Face to Face
Rating: M (overall rating)
Warnings: Violence, gore, sex
Summary: For Konnichipuu.  Steampunk AU: Civil war has torn the country of Nihon apart.  On an abandoned battlefield, a scrap-scavenger stumbles upon the sole survivor buried amongst the wreckage.  Why this man, why now, after everything that has gone before?

A/N: Apologies all around for the long delay on this chapter - I've been working hard on finishing the fic a very kind donor purchased for the Help_Japan auction, and decided that my baby needed to settle a bit on the back-burner for that. On the bright side, now that that has moved into editing phase, you all get an extra-long chapter! Hope you enjoy~!

 
The entire building seemed to have been constructed with internal defenses in mind, and functioned as much as a distraction as it did a residence.  )

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