Garden of Crazypants

Author's Note: This abomination was spawned during a period in which I was grading anatomy exams, but mostly trying not to grade anatomy exams. Which, naturally, meant I was reading lots of, um, fics… This is what happens when your breadth of knowledge in one subject expands to the point where you can no longer just enjoy a decent lemon for what it is, and instead feel the urge to correct every little anatomical error that you see and become…well…a monster. Yes, kittens, I have become a monster. But at least I haven't lost the ability to make fun of myself :-D

Warnings: Pure Crack, potty-mouth, no real point, lots of OOCness, and a very bizarre mix of bad innuendo and big sciency words.

Set in Outo. No spoilers, really.