Garden of Crazypants

One Shots
Sleepless (KuroxFai)
Not in Tokyo Anymore
Youth...and Obvious Inexperience (Sakura, Yuzuriha, implied KuroxFai, NSFW)
Rule Number One (KuroxFai, NSFW)
The Dress Was Just to Watch Your Neck Inflate (KuroxFai, NSFW)
A Minor Incident (KuroxFai, Voyeur!ran, NSFW)
On the Right Side of Bed (KuroxFai)
Domestic Bliss (KuroxFai, NSFW)
Untitled Smut (KuroxFai, NSFW)
Toasty (Kurogane, Fai, Syaoran, Sakura)
Kuro-newt's Excellent Adventure in Terraria (Kurogane, Fai, Syaoran, Mokona with scissors...)
Femme Fatale (Kurogane, Fai, Syaoran)
Puppy Love (Kurogane, Fai, Chrsitus Siegfried von Wan Wan III)
Ignis Fatuus 1 l 2 (KuroxFai, Syaoran, Sakura, NSFW)
Daylight (TouyaxYukito, NSFW)
Constant (TouyaxYukito)
Fish ...Bits (KuroxFai, NSFW)
Kamui vs. The Panda (Fuuma, Watanuki)
Gin Without Tonic (Fuuma, Seishiro, Tree-san)
Cracked Eggs (Watanuki, Doumeki, "Yuuko," the Egg)
Imitation 1 l 2 (KuroxFai, NSFW)
The Little Ninja Who Could (KuroxFai, NSFW)
WTF IS THIS?  (KuroxFaixSyaoran)
Super Kuro 64 (Kurogane, Doumeki)
Pickles (Syaoran, Touya, Yukito)
When Syaoran Ruled the Earth (KuroxFai NSFW)
Cold (TachibanaxSakura NSFW)
Green Eggs and Smut (WatanukixEVERYONE)
Fear and Loathing in the Ivory Tower (Kurofai AU Olympics)
Haggling (Yuuko, Watanuki, Kakei, strip poker)

Drabbles

Steam  1 l 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 l 9

Lovers, Fools, and Madmen (Midsummer Night's Dream AU; KuroxFai, SyaoxSaku, TouyaxYukito, DouxWata, others)
1 l 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 l 9 l 10 l 11

Something Rotten     Act I l Act II l Act III l Act IV

Day of Our Wings: Tsubasa post-series crack.  And I mean CRACK! 
(KuroxFai, SyaoxSaku, DouxWata, WataxYuuko, MokoxMoko, EaglexLantis, LantisxHikaru, KakeixSaiga...and to infinity and beyond!  I may have gone a bit nuts reading CLAMP manga...)
1 l 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l Omake l 7 l 8 l 9 l 10 l Omake l 11 l 12 l 13

12 Days of Clamp...mas?     1 l 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 l 9 l 10 l 11 l 12

Title: Heel
Rating: T
Notes: Written for Konungarike, who, despite having a cruel streak a mile wide when it comes to prompts, is quite lovely in every other way XD

Warnings: blood, violence, angst
( All of those wasted emotions...such warmth and affection for someone who isn't even real. )

Title: Haggling
Characters: Watanuki, Yuuko, Kakei, Saiga
Rating: M for nudity
Warnings: Blatant sexual harassment
Summary: There is no crying in strip mahjong.
Notes: I don't even know what's wrong with me anymore. *throws this at the wall and runs*

( Ante up! )

I haven't done one of these in a while. Partly because I've been busy, but mostly just because most of the people I chat with about LD are on LJ and not DW (come guys, LJ sucks, get your asses over here - we have cookies). BUT THEN. I remembered the cross-post feature. And lo, Amanda did grin. And her eyes did feast upon the blood and the groping and the blatant Clampservice-

And so flailing did commence. :3

( As always, my flailing takes the form of snark and rude humor )

Because every Hallmark Holiday is better with some genuine emotion behind it, I would like to express my deepest fondness for you all on this most-loathed of holidays. My deepest fondness on this occasion will take the form of sugary, sappy, schmoopy ficlets, tailored to your needs <3

Drop a comment here with a pairing and a prompt, and on Tuesday I will post a completed fictlet for you, dripping with cuteness, love, lust, bodily fluids, whatever you’d like!

Happy Valentine’s <3

Title: Cold
Rating: M
Warnings: Sex, teasing, and proof that I have constructed a ridiculously large head-canon after only 8 chapters >.>
Summary: He’s not frigid, and he’d resent Sakura for this little demonstration more if he hadn’t spent the day acting the part so well.
Notes: Many thanks to my partner in crime irenegerke who fills my head with horrible ideas and continually pushes my fangirl idiocy to as-yet-unimagined heights. All yin/yang based temperature-play is her fault, as are most of the good things herein. :D

( You're supposed to be the cold one. )

One last de-anon from the ClampKink meme from me, before I scurry off to write something with an actual plot -  which I'm sure will be difficult, because pr0n has reduced my brain to something resembling molten marshmallow. =)

Prompt: First time sexiez in Clow 
Title:  Untitled
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This is...just...the porniest bunch of porn I have ever written.  I have no excuse.  And apparently no shame.
Summary: See above.

( Yeah baby. )