Fic: Gin Without Tonic

Title:  Gin Without Tonic                
Author:  Uakari 
Series:   X/1999  
Rating: T
Pairing (if applicable): None explicit; implied Sei/Sub
Genre: Humour
Status: One-shot, complete
Comments/Warnings: Alcohol. Arguments with trees. Kicked puppies.
Summary: Deanon from clampkink meme.  While making their rounds to the finer places to eat/drink in Tokyo before they're destroyed, Fuuma talks Seishiro into loosening up a bit with a few cocktails...only to have this backfire badly when Seishiro can't hold his drink.

 

 

( There was something slightly off-putting about finding a skilled assassin engaged in a very vocal argument with a tree... )

 

LFM 3

Title: Lovers, Fools, and Madmen 
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language
Warnings: Gratuitous hoof-shots and innuendo galore.
Summary: AU; loosely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream.  When Lord Touya seeks the Queen's counsel to forbid his sister to wed her childhood love, he isn't prepared for the interference wrought by two disgraced fairies to thwart his plans. Which is probably just as well; it’s not as if they have a clue in heaven or hell how to deal with these foolish mortals…

 

( "Aw! Kuro-nub is allergic to love!" )