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Dear fellow ficcers:
"The raven" is not an acceptable substitute for a character's name, nor a fitting description of their hair color. It is a pesky, noisy, bothersome scavenger with a bizarre penchant for hanging out on doorways and shrieking "NEVERMORE" at alcoholic pedofiles.
Also, I will personally beat the next person to include the phrase "gummy spurts of liquid desire" in their fic into an early grave.
No love,
Me
"The raven" is not an acceptable substitute for a character's name, nor a fitting description of their hair color. It is a pesky, noisy, bothersome scavenger with a bizarre penchant for hanging out on doorways and shrieking "NEVERMORE" at alcoholic pedofiles.
Also, I will personally beat the next person to include the phrase "gummy spurts of liquid desire" in their fic into an early grave.
No love,
Me
