Valentine's Day Schmoop-O-Grams

[uakari]

Because every Hallmark Holiday is better with some genuine emotion behind it, I would like to express my deepest fondness for you all on this most-loathed of holidays. My deepest fondness on this occasion will take the form of sugary, sappy, schmoopy ficlets, tailored to your needs <3

Drop a comment here with a pairing and a prompt, and on Tuesday I will post a completed fictlet for you, dripping with cuteness, love, lust, bodily fluids, whatever you’d like!

Happy Valentine’s <3

Comments

[bottan]

AHAHAHAHAHA, OMG, AMANDA! <33333333 ILU SO FRIGGIN' MUCH, RIGHT NOW! IT'S PINK. IT WILL ALWAYS BE PINK, FOR DOUMEKI. /cackles forever

And Watanuki is definitely a furry, enjoying the tail waggling that much. He'd probably pair up My Little Ponies, given the chance.

Oh god, I can totally see Maru and Moro clinging to Doumeki's fuzzy arms! <333

/LOVES ON YOU LIKE MAD

[uakari]

OMG Watanuki pairing up the ponies O_o

You remember when Mikke wanted to do that mock-fandom thing with these guys...? I WANT TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. Watanuki and Doumeki can argue over pony ships >.>

[bottan]

LMFAO, OMG, THAT'D BE PERFECT! Watanuki can be an under-appreciated artist, and Doumeki can write monosyllabic fanfic. And then they have to collaborate in a challenge, when they're left out because Doumeki is generally seen as "probably deep but mostly unintelligible" and Watanuki as "COMPLICATED."

And then, ponies. <33333333

[uakari]

/DYING

MONOSYLLABIC FAN FIC

JUST

WHAT

/DED

[bottan]

A MLP fanfiction by Doumeki.

Tragic.
Rarity and Spike. Expensive dinner. No sex. Angry Rarity's question: Why did I pay for this? She then makes out with Fluttershy. No dinner.
The End.

[mikkeneko]

...now I really want to write a story where Kurogane becomes a brony. I mean, he already faithfully reads Maganyan, right?

They're stuck in a world and Kurogane is bored, so he starts flipping through the TV channels, and it's saturday morning, so it's all cartoons. Most of the cartoons look weird and gross, so he ends up watching MLP despite the bright colors and high voices just because the animation quality is a little better.

And then some of the characters start reminding him of his family, and from there on in, he's just hooked. :D

[uakari]

Please tell me Mokona finds his online history and starts trolling him...

Because this would really be the cherry on top XD

[mikkeneko]

YES of course! And then Syaoran and Fai want to know what he's been watching, and they watch it and start talking about it themselves, and Kurogane realizes that his purgatory has just begun.