Green Eggs and Smut

[uakari]

Lone-ely.

Lone-ely.
The shopkeeper is Lone-ely.

That is not fair, that is not true.
This place is always quite a zoo.

But you’ve never gotten laid...

I do not need that, so fuck you -
I do not need a worthless screw.

Would you like some Doumeki?

I would not like some Doumeki.
I would rather fuck a tree.
I do not need a worthless screw.
I do not need it, so fuck you.

But you could fuck him in the house!
And you could get him with the mouse!

I will not fuck that dirty louse.
I will not dirty up my mouse.
I would rather fuck a tree
Than fuck that rotten Doumeki.
I do not need a worthless screw.
I do not need it, so fuck you.

Would you prefer Kohane-chan?
You could have her on the lawn…

Not Kohane-chan, not on the lawn.
Not Doumeki, not with a tree.
I would not fuck them in the house.
I would not fuck them with a mouse.
I do not need a worthless screw.
I do not need it, so fuck you.

Would you? Could you?
Himawari!
Always did make your eyes go starry.

I would…uh.
Could…uh.
~*Himawari!*~

You may like her, but you knew
She's now got a husband, too.

I do not want her husband too.
I’m not that desperate for a screw.
But but but but…boohoohoo~

I do not want Kohane-chan.
I do not want her on the lawn.
I do not want that Doumeki
I do not want it with a tree.
I do not want it in the house.
And please dear god, put down the mouse.
I do not want a worthless screw.
I do not want it, so fuck you.

Your other self! Your other self!
You could lick your other self!

You’re fucking nuts – you’ve lost your mind.
Masturbation makes you blind.
I would not, could not with Syaoran.
No matter how it turns me on.
I will not do Kohane-chan.
I will not do her on the lawn.
I will not do that Doumeki
I will not do it with a tree.
I will not do it, so fuck you.

Hey!
Master-wha?
It’s incest - duh!
That might be more your thing, huh?

It’s not my thing,
You little cu-

Would you, could you with his wife?

I would not, could not with this with his wife.
I would not ever in my life.
I will not fuck my other self,
I will not fuck the ninja’s elf.
Not in the house, not on the lawn.
Not with the mouse – I will not spawn!
I do not want a worthless screw.
I do not need it, so fuck you!

You’re sure you don’t want to get laid?

I would rather not get paid.

Could you, would you with a goat?

…
…
! ! !

Sorry, that was just a quote…

I do not believe it was a quote
I think you’d like to fuck a goat.
But I will not succumb to strife
I shall not fuck my other’s wife.
I will not lick my other self,
I will not fuck the ninja’s elf.
I do not want Kohane-chan.
I do not want her in the lawn.
I will not do that Doumeki-
Not at all, why can’t you see?
I do not want a worthless screw.
I do not need it, so fuck you.

You do not want it,
SO YOU SAY.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try them all at once, I say!

Woah!
I can do them all at once?
Why not say that before?
You dunce!

Hey!
I like this multi-partner thing.
Now watch as my limp dick does spring-
Three inches out from where it sat.
And my heart goes pitter-pat-
I never thought of it like that.
How do we get them all right here?
Tell me, Mokona my dear.

So I can do that Doumeki
While hanging down from up the tree
To play with dear Kohane-chan,
Spread out naked in the lawn.
And then I’ll lick my other self,
And tweak the nipples of the elf.
I’ll save some steam for Sakura-
A Syao-Wata ménage-a-trois.

And I will do them in the house.
And I will even get the mouse.
And in the den. And on the deck.
Up in the loft. Their worlds I’ll wreck.
I do quite like this getting laid.
I’ll see to it that you get paid.
As soon as they are all right here.
Now hop right to it
Mokona dear.

Watanuki is a fiend,
To get his neglected whistle cleaned.
But the porn will have to wait,
For Mokona has got a date
With the kinkmeme, for to tell
Of Watanuki's horny spell.

Comments

[little_echo]

Is it weird that when I found this at the kinkmeme I instantly had the notion that it was your work?
Something as porny and cracky as this? *lol*

Because you are the Grand Mistress of Crack.

And I laughed, so so so hard. XD
Also, the pics. ^_^

LUUUUUUUV IT!