Valentine's Day Schmoop-O-Grams

[uakari]

Because every Hallmark Holiday is better with some genuine emotion behind it, I would like to express my deepest fondness for you all on this most-loathed of holidays. My deepest fondness on this occasion will take the form of sugary, sappy, schmoopy ficlets, tailored to your needs <3

Drop a comment here with a pairing and a prompt, and on Tuesday I will post a completed fictlet for you, dripping with cuteness, love, lust, bodily fluids, whatever you’d like!

Happy Valentine’s <3

Comments

[bottan]

DouWata, please - featuring Doumeki in a care bear suit! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and still got the damn song stuck in my head!! :DDDDDDD

[uakari]

“Does it really have to be pink?”

Watanuki’s face grappled with itself for a moment over whether the more appropriate response was sneering or smirking. In the end, it settled on smirking, but allowed his eyes to pull into a not-altogether-appropriate glare as well. Of course it had to be pink, he cackled silently to himself, everyone knew the pink bear was the best of the group. What kind of deranged childhood had this Doumeki had, anyway?

“It itches.”

“Of course it itches!” Watanuki spluttered, “It would completely defeat the purpose of a price if it didn’t!”

“It’s only rice balls-”

“You mean the Ultra Mighty Balls of the Great and Magnanimous Watanuki-sama-sama! You should be so lucky to eat them!”

“Yes, those balls.”

“Oh, shut up,” Watanuki grumbled and turned back to the chicken grilling on the stove behind him. Doumeki had never been able to recognize a good deal when it slapped him across the face. “Actually, no,” he grinned and waved his arm in the general direction of the refridgerator, “I need the mayonnaise. Find it for me.”

“I don’t see it,” Doumeki mumbled after a few moments of fruitless searching.

Watanuki carefully slid the jar labled ‘Mayo’ behind his mixing bowl. “Just keep looking,” he snapped. Why couldn’t he just stop talking? Especially now that the little tail was waggling just so as he shuffled back and forth on his feet, checking each and every corner of the fridge- “Do a little Care Bear stare or something.” He sighed as Doumeki bent around to stare directly and accusingly at him. “Maru, Moro – give him a hand.”

“Yay, Doumeki is furry!” the girls chorused as they pulled Doumeki back into the proper configuration of “bent-semi-lasciviously-into-the-ice-box” (which mostly seemed to consist of petting his arms, but was getting the job done well enough that Watanuki wasn’t going to complain). This was much better.

“Actually, I think Watanuki is the furry.”

“YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!” Watanuki slammed the spatula against the rim of the bowl. Honestly, the crap he put up with on a daily basis.

Oh well, as long as that tail kept twitching, they could call him whatever they wanted…

[bottan]

AHAHAHAHAHA, OMG, AMANDA! <33333333 ILU SO FRIGGIN' MUCH, RIGHT NOW! IT'S PINK. IT WILL ALWAYS BE PINK, FOR DOUMEKI. /cackles forever

And Watanuki is definitely a furry, enjoying the tail waggling that much. He'd probably pair up My Little Ponies, given the chance.

Oh god, I can totally see Maru and Moro clinging to Doumeki's fuzzy arms! <333

/LOVES ON YOU LIKE MAD

[uakari]

OMG Watanuki pairing up the ponies O_o

You remember when Mikke wanted to do that mock-fandom thing with these guys...? I WANT TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. Watanuki and Doumeki can argue over pony ships >.>

[bottan]

LMFAO, OMG, THAT'D BE PERFECT! Watanuki can be an under-appreciated artist, and Doumeki can write monosyllabic fanfic. And then they have to collaborate in a challenge, when they're left out because Doumeki is generally seen as "probably deep but mostly unintelligible" and Watanuki as "COMPLICATED."

And then, ponies. <33333333

[uakari]

/DYING

MONOSYLLABIC FAN FIC

JUST

WHAT

/DED

[bottan]

A MLP fanfiction by Doumeki.

Tragic.
Rarity and Spike. Expensive dinner. No sex. Angry Rarity's question: Why did I pay for this? She then makes out with Fluttershy. No dinner.
The End.

[mikkeneko]

...now I really want to write a story where Kurogane becomes a brony. I mean, he already faithfully reads Maganyan, right?

They're stuck in a world and Kurogane is bored, so he starts flipping through the TV channels, and it's saturday morning, so it's all cartoons. Most of the cartoons look weird and gross, so he ends up watching MLP despite the bright colors and high voices just because the animation quality is a little better.

And then some of the characters start reminding him of his family, and from there on in, he's just hooked. :D

[uakari]

Please tell me Mokona finds his online history and starts trolling him...

Because this would really be the cherry on top XD

[mikkeneko]

YES of course! And then Syaoran and Fai want to know what he's been watching, and they watch it and start talking about it themselves, and Kurogane realizes that his purgatory has just begun.

[irenegerke]

Hehehehe - you are trying to kill me aren't you. I am going to be useless for any serious discussion the rest of the day. Good thing I only have class. Your comedic brilliance needs to be shared with the world (pause to consider that reading this on the INTERNET) - must be spread around - required reading for American High School English (maybe they'd actually learn to read) <3